Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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