no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
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