Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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