remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Would it be inappropriate to send a friend request to the sheriff that fingerprinted me last night???
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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