watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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he fucked my hip out of place.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
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nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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