i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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