Can Purell be used as lube?
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
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