How'd it feel making her break her religion?
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
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