Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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