marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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