They should really pass out barf bags in church
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
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It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
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shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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