Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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