Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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