I'd wear matching sweaters with you
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
