i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
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I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
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Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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