you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
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Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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