I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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