why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
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every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
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im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
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