Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Randomize
