Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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