ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
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I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
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Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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