She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
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He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
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This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
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