We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
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The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I'm gonna fight the coyote
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
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