You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Why am I drunk on a roof painting at 11 in the morning
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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