I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
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We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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