how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I just did the math. It is, in fact, cheaper to go out drinking every weekend than it would be for me to pay for a legitimate therapist. What are you doing next Friday night?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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