Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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