You made me cry and you don't even care
Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Two words: blizzard sex
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
I woke up in a warehouse with the words “Property of Adam” written on my chest in frosting.
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