I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
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Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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