i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
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new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
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