wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
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i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
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Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
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