He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
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i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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