if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
