walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
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DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
She tried to beat the waitress over the head with a bread stick because one of her martini olives was missing a pimento. All while screaming "IT'S GAMEDAY BITCH"
Olive Garden will never be the same.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
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There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
The best walk of shames are on the highway
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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