how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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