He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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