Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Hey they cleaned all the blood out of the elevator. Also could you pick up some nachos?
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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