Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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