I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
Im experiencing the awkward moment after realizing two of my straight female friends have had sex with each other
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