Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
I have feelings that need drinking.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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