Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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