I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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