He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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