Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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