Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
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Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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