Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He kissed a someone with a penis
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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