ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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