Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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