"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I think my vagina is haunted
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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