I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
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is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
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Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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