Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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