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Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
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Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
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