I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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