We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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