theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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