so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
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I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
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I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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